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27 years after the band split, you have your chance to see Led Zeppelin again! Of course, fans are registering for tickets at a rate of 80,000 per minute making your chances about 1 in googol (No, not Google) of landing some

Don’t worry, there are more than enough other concerts with tickets available

9

With 65 year old women getting carded in Farmington, Maine, you have no chance of getting in to that club

There has to be an easier place to get a drink

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You have way too much time on your hands

Your years of toiling away on your best shot at the Google Lunar X-Prize (Yes, now I mean Google) just went up in flames

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According to Fox News, unfortunately, hugging trees doesn’t really save the planet

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You spent last Friday night taking pictures of your cats and plan on doing it again

Granted, they are funny

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A man in Geneva, New York steals a car in order to turn himself in for previous grand larceny charges

Your life of crime, on the other hand, isn’t going so well

3

Who needs school? You’ve got better things to do!

You should be so lucky: The governor of a central Russian province has urged couples to skip work Wednesday and make love instead

Actually… I suppose we can help with that

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Your idea of a good time is watching the MTV Video Music Awards reruns to relive the excitement of Shia LaBeouf’s announcement of the title to new Indiana Jones movie

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